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"The internet is just a world passing around notes in a classroom."
- Jon Stewart

Wednesday, October 2, 2013

My Anti-White Girl Confessions

I am trying to summon a white girl

I thought I might try my hand at making people smile, and to do that I am going to borrow an idea from a friend who made an English blog last year. She came up with "Common White Girl Confessions" or CWGC. I thought it was hilarious, but I wanted to try something different so I came up with the anti-CWGC. So here it goes, these are my Anti-Common White Girl Confessions.

  1. If I ever went to a Justin Bieber concert, it would be because an alien stole my skin and was wearing it as a suit.
  2. Starbucks is OK.
  3. I can go on instagram without liking every single picture on my feed.
  4. I actually am capable of going to the bathroom without taking a bazillion selfies.
  5. I don't have an iPhone *gasp*
  6. Name brands mean nothing to me.
  7. I am flawed and awkward but I don't flaunt it for attention.
  8. My profile picture doesn't feature my boobs or cleavage.
  9. I know at least 5 songs about chemistry
  10. When I hang out with guys there shall be no flirting due to the fact that we would be locked in an epic Halo battle and the only words being flung around are swear words.
  11. I correct peoples grammar because I am school paper editor and not because I am looking to be called smart or make others look stupid.
  12. Sparkles deter me from anything unless it's a rainbow. Then it would be magical.
Maybe someday I will do an actual CWGC but for now I leave you with this.

Until next time darlings,


Monday, September 30, 2013

Welcome, I've Been Expecting You

Well, my smarty-pants friends are making blogs for honors english, which I am not in, but I've seen some of the blogs they've made and I want to be a part of it. Ta-da! You are currently reading my blog that is not school related, nor a required assignment. You may ask yourself, "why would you make a blog when you don't have to?" because I feel like it. I honestly don't know and I would like you to respect my life choices. I guess this is the part where I tell you about my choices so you can respect them. I am a whovian, a halo boss, a brennanin, artsy, and just an overall weirdo. I may look quiet on the outside but once you get to know me you realize you've just opened a big bucket of crazy. I love zombies and the idea of virtual pandemics, such as the game 'plague'. I am a special effects makeup hobbyist, and if you ask my friends just how many times I 'turned them' they may not even know because they stopped counting after 50. Ah, my friends. They are a whole different breed. One is in love with sweaters and another could probably marry his 3D printer. I love them both (no homo, as Sky would say) but they are... Special. Sky, as you may be wondering, is the one who could open a sweater farm for the unfortunate and abandoned sweaters. You can check out her blog, A Little Imagination Always Helps. She writes about her adventure through high school and that is most likely what you will see here. Grant is in love with his printer. Like LOVE loves it. I am planning on presiding over the ceremony when they tie the knot. He is also one of my smarty-pants friends so this is his blog: My Nerdy Self. Thats my story and I'm sticking to it.

Until next time my pretties,